Sproing Bike

BUILDER:

Limp Jimmy, Nancy Porker, Bloody Mary, Father Knob, Dr Splat... and ou

DESIGN:

Full suspension off-road indestructible chopper

BUILD:

Another farked-up idea from the mind of Porker... solid spring forks — and it works!!!!!! Non-riding types get on it and start riding down stairs!!!!!!!

NOTES:

You gotta watch cornering on this one, otherwise an incredibly forgiving bike

MOST MEMORABLE RIDE:

24hr 2006: People at the start line said things like "They're not letting that thing race, are they?!?!?!? It's held together by gaff tape; that's seriously dangerous, isn't it?"