St. Ratrick's Day

In 2005, the Rat Patrol celebrated St. Ratrick's Day with a whole week of events:


in which beer was guzzled from the Shrine of the Unknown Catholic Schoolgirl and a bonfire was rolled down 18th street

Rat Ride

in which C.H.V.N.K. 666 was treated to the sight of the Rat Patrol guzzling syrup from the trash

Build Day

in which two lovely ladies caught fire and several pixies were readied for execution

Death Derby

in which a dragon, a cyborg, and a superhero entered a fountain from which only one returned

TV Smash

in which several televisions were made to pay for theircrimes

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