In 2005, the Rat Patrol celebrated St. Ratrick's Day with a whole week of events:
Parade
in which beer was guzzled from the Shrine of the Unknown Catholic Schoolgirl and a bonfire was rolled down 18th street
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Rat Ride
in which C.H.V.N.K. 666 was treated to the sight of the Rat Patrol guzzling syrup from the trash
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Build Day
in which two lovely ladies caught fire and several pixies were readied for execution
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Death Derby
in which a dragon, a cyborg, and a superhero entered a fountain from which only one returned
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TV Smash
in which several televisions were made to pay for theircrimes
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