Descending Into Darkness
The bike got its name because the front wheel was white, frame
pink, and rear tyre black. This indicated descending from light
to darkness. The rear rim used to be brown (prior to it perishing
completely) and due to this I was named Loose Brown during the naming
ceremony. I got off lightly.
| BUILDER: |
Loose Brown |
| DESIGN: |
PINK chopper |
| BUILD: |
The revolutionary larger-sized front wheel
ensures the pilot is capable of high speeds. These are slightly
inhibited by the knees smashing into the handlebars though.
But chicks dig symmetrical bruises. I was eventually to get
pissed off with it and add lots of other things to it that
improved its handling such as an extended bottom bracket and
huge reinforcing once the front forks started to bend. Later
on came a banana seat. |
| NOTES: |
Secretly I took it away and sprayed it pink
before anyone could say anything. |
| MOST MEMORABLE rides: |
I piloted it to two victories in a row at
the first BBQ bike-attended race-around-the-Carillion. I have
spewed while riding it without stopping. I have outmanouvered
a V8 farkstick trying to run me down when leaving Tropfest.
I nearly came off at 60km/h at the bottom of Wattle Street
when a swooping magpie got me. |
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