Sometimes its handy to have a tiny bike around. A small bike is easy to store, easy to park, easy to hide. If you need to take the train or a cab, you can bring it with you inside. If you find a new bike in the alley, you can throw the Pixie on back and keep riding. The Rat Patrol has quite a few of these useful little things, some more ridable than others. Generally, your knees will ache after a long expedition, and you'll never get the kind of looks a chopper gets, but the Pixie bike makes for a great ride.

Love tall bikes but are afraid of heights? Think pixies are the cutest but hate sore knees the next day? Build a small tall, all the joy of two bikes on top of each other and the cuteness of a pixie welded into one bike. Put the crank on the bottom bracket and you've got the leg extention of a full size bike.

The Neon Girl is a spunky little bike, a real pleasure to ride. Just don't ride too far. Too many trips down to the Loop and back and you'll never be able to straighten your legs again. She's blessed with a candy-cane striped paint job, a jingley bell and a real comfy fat-ass tractor seat.