Sometimes its handy to have a tiny bike around. A small bike is easy to store, easy to park, easy to hide. If you need to take the train or a cab, you can bring it with you inside. If you find a new bike in the alley, you can throw the Pixie on back and keep riding. The Rat Patrol has quite a few of these useful little things, some more ridable than others. Generally, your knees will ache after a long expedition, and you'll never get the kind of looks a chopper gets, but the Pixie bike makes for a great ride.

The foremost partisan of the PIXIE is Gareth, whose bike has an optional power plant attachment capable transforming into a portable generator.

Renee

Derrick often rides a bike similar to the Pixie, with attached trailer made from a scooter

Joe Liber8or is so tuff, he can pull off a teeny-tiny pixie bike.

Rob crosses pirahna-infested lava on the FRISKY II

Allison shows off her ride GOLDIE CHOPS, a pink bike covered in tiny toys and flashing lights

The HAMMER is a sporty, trustworthy vehicle. Its seen many rides and a lot of miles.

The NEON GIRL is a spunky little bike, a real pleasure to ride. Just don't ride too far. Too many trips down to the Loop and back and you'll never be able to straighten your legs again. She's blessed with a candy-cane striped paint job, a jingley bell and a real comfy fat-ass tractor seat.

The HI-RISER has only slight modifications to preserve its unique pink character.